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Thursday, August 24, 2006
DUMFUCK BITCHES: the attack of the shoes
**the story you are about to read are fictional, any resemblance of its character is unfortunately coincidence

The tale of dumbfuck bitches continues, but with different casts. This time the fucktards in question are high maintenance kampung bitch actress Fazura and social slut (read: waaaaaaaay below Paris Hilton) Geraldine Mariana Wong. Actually it is an old story, but the recent courtroom drama, unveiled the juicy details of their skankiness.






REAL LIFE: Fazura leaving the courthouse in Kuala Lumpur after
the case was postponed to Nov 9 yesterday.





BEST FRIENDS: Wong (left) and Tan outside the courthouse
yesterday. Tan testified as the second witness in the trial.
From my speed reading, it is understood those two ho's were fighting with for a same dad's-money rich guy, Whathisname, and the fight was at skank infested Luna Bar. Whathisname was Fazura's cum source boyfriend at that time and Geraldinoassfuck was Whathisname's ex. So when the whathisname(code name:Fucktard) came in with his bitch, Geraldinotitiesfuck told her friends that she wanted to make Fazuraslutvagina jealous by rubbing and groping the fucktard. And after some curse exchanges, a series of shoveling and pushing occurred, and they was separated by other members of the sane community (what a dumb, there's no other 'galore'iest events that watching two skanks hair-pulling, bitch-slapping each other - I'm already wet). I wonder why didn't anyone record this holy matrimony in their handphones.

Post-separated, words of abuse keep flying around by profanity-vocabulary rich Geraldinoballsniffer, making Fazuraisfat came back for more action. However, Geraldinopissdrinker manage to get her cum-covered-fingers to Fartzura luscious locks and tugged it like there's no tomorrow. In defense, Wartzura wielded her deadly secret weapon, a-pasar-malam-high-heel and bled Geraldinopubiceater's face. Well that's about it. And like a year later, a suing galore happened, and everybody, like hordes of hungry vultures (including me) just waiting for more juicy cum-drenched details. Maybe, there's hot making-out lesbian act after the fight, or a threesome S&M orgy happened, or maybe they are aliens fighting to take over Malaysia by creating a ridiculous publicity stunt diversion while their comrades are preparing for an ambush, who knows.


Related news:
Fuckfight over MB's son
Witness spill the beans
Fazura loves her shoes
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