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How Stereotypical You Are...

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: No
Do you party a lot? How often?: Not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: I'm not Jamal Abdillah
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: 1
Do you skip classes? How often?: yes. many
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: yes and yes
Do you steal?: yes
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: yes
Do you drool over celebrities?: yes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: no
Do you even care about world issues?: fuck the world
Do you read books often?: im no geek
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: duh
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yup
Do you smoke cigarettes?: yes and proud of it
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: a lot
Do you cuss a lot?: fuckin' everytime
Are you desperate to fit in?: not really
Are you intelligent?: im really stupid
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: men dont wear lipstick
Black eyeliner?: im not a tabligh
Black eyeshadow?: sorry, not a drag queen
Black trenchcoat?: its malaysia! its as hot as hell
Black boots?: im no pussycat
Black fishnets?: fishnets are for whores
Black nail polish?: love to try
Cigarettes?: totally
Heavy metal music?: is stupid
Marilyn Manson?: cool
Kittie?: wtf is that?
Cradle of Filth?: sometimes. a bit cheesy tho
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: angry is cool
Do you like to be seen as: backstabber
Are you an intellectual?: duh
An atheist?: atheist is so 70's
Horrible home life?: no.
Hopelessly depressed?: yup
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: sometimes
Self-mutilation?: self-mastrubation mostly
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: looks stupid
Big black boots?: not a fan
Mohawk?: for gays
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: sorry, not a cow
Loud, confident and opinionated?: the exact opposite
Wild hair colors?: black is wild
NOFX?: again, wtf is that?
Rancid?: never a fan
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
A: B
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: like 10
Do you watch a lot of sports?: hell yeah
Play a lot of sports?: yup
Talk a lot about sports?: yes. mostly about Man Utd
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: im not that stupid
Are you arrogant?: yeah think so
Are you a male or female whore?: male
Are you homophobic?: homophilic. haha
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: yeah. every living second
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: how d'you know?
Boobs = yes?: yes yes yes
Parties = yes?: cool
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: yes
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: all this beauty doesn't come like *snap* that
Have you ever been on a diet?: no
How much did you lose?: i said no!
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: i dont tell
Make yourself throw up?: to ugly people
Make-up?: for sissies
Low-cut tops?: if i have boobs
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: C cup. haha
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no
Giggle a lot?: gigling is stupid
What's the deal with boys?: we are cool
Thongs?: butt floss
Pretty bras?: victoria secret
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: stupid mags
Who's the weaker sex?: girls are stupid like a cow
Are you a feminist?: feminists are lesbians are hot (the pretty one)
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yes
How often do you shave your legs?: never
How about your armpits?: when it gets itchy
Are you emotional?: dunno
Especially when on your period?: yeah right
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: acceptance
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: wtf
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity
Unique or Loved?: loved
Understood or Individual?: understood
You or Them?: me

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