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Sunday, September 30, 2007
New words (with new meaning) for your daily babble

Coffee (n.) : the person upon whom one coughs.

Flabbergasted (adj.) : appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

Abdicate (v.) : to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.) : to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-Nilly (adj.) : impotent.

Negligent (adj.) : absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

Lymph (v.) : to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.) : olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) : emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.) : a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.) : a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Pokemon (n.) : a Rastafarian proctologist.

Oyster (n.) : a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Frisbeetarianism (n.) : the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Circumvent (n.) : an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

Decafalon: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic Fit ( n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

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