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Saturday, December 29, 2007
Drop-up line
You know, there's always a chick that always follows you, and splash a creepy grin at you, and stalks you like a you're David Beckham or sumthin'...

Well I got the antidote of pick-up lines...

1. It must have hurt... when you dragged yourself up from Hell.

2. Is it hot in here, or do you have some kind of glandular condition that causes you to sweat a lot?

3. Was your daddy a baker? Because you're kind of obese.

4. (Throw water at them.) You should get out of those wet clothes. You know, eventually.

5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd eliminate U.

6. What's someone like you doing in a nice place like this?

7. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Oh, sorry, I meant the fruit.

8. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because it looks as though there is something seriously wrong with your pants.

9. Is that a peanut in your pocket, or is that just the biggest erection you've ever experienced?

10.Are your parents retarded, because you look like you have Down Syndrome

11.Can I have a quarter? So I can call greenpeace and tell them I've found a stranded whale

12.Is your father a meat burglar? 'Cause it looks like you should be hanging from a hook in a freezer

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