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| Saturday, August 23, 2008 |
| Olympic Orgy Mess |
When I was an athlete, one of the most repeated warning was "no curry, no sex". By no curry, what he really mean was to watch what we're eating, coz sick people is no fun. And by no sex, he really mean, no sex. Any kind of sex. Hand-job, blow-job, actual sex, etc. I'm not sure why, coz I've read somewhere that sexual romp can increase the level of testosterone, hence increase the level of aggressiveness, which is a must in competitive sports. Well, maybe they wanted us to be a bunch of good virginal boys. So for months of training, we're deprived of our natural basic needs, and I'm talking about favorite foods you dirty people. We have this pent up 'emotions' which only to be release when everything's over..
So I totally understand when people are saying that the athlete village is actually a sex orgy pit in disguise. First of all, there's no denying the physical attraction amongst athlete, coz basically everybody is in the greatest physical shape of their life. For summer Olympics, there's no other better reason to whore out your rippled body than the heat and humidity.
For some reason, the swimmers are known for having the most fun. They are naked most of the time, which is like, a lamp attracting horny flies. Then their event are the first to finish, so they have plenty of time humping around.
And I must say, not only the men who are horny, but actually the woman athletes too. Ok let look at it in a scientific way. Woman athlete produces high level of testosterone in their trainings, either thru drug stimulation or naturally. So high level of testosterone equals aggressiveness equals maleness equals high sex drive. So in athlete village, it's like a match made in lust heaven.
In psychological point of view, people getting naughtier when they are away from home. No pestling busybody aunties that will call on you or no envied relatives that always wanting to bring you down. This is where the eyes start wandering, and people pimp-up their game. What happened in the village, stays in the village. This is the safe haven for the athlete where no one can enter this area unless you are an athlete or sports official (thanks to the Munich incident, if you know your Olympic history).
But above all, its all about the medals right? It is true for men, but women ain't so lucky. It is said that male athlete often choose early eliminated woman athletes and over looked the gold medalist woman Olympian. It's just the ego thing, coz men actually don't like woman in power. And it's just easy to bed Olympic losers because they are emotionally unstable and look less man-ish. But whatever, gold medalist are mostly lesbos anyways. So why even ask?
I know it is kinda sick, but this makes me wanting to be in the Olympic even more.
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posted at 11:42 AM   |
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secretly, i'll admit to that too.
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yea dude, i am positive this stuff happened..
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secretly, i'll admit to that too.