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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Naked man with shotgun
Bert: Why are you carrying a shotgun?
Man with shotgun: Because I want to kill the crickets. They make hella noise and I can't sleep!!
Bert: OK, I understand that, but why are you naked?
Naked man with shotgun: They only chirp during awkward silence. Come on grab my penis!

*Cricket chirps*

Naked man with shotgun: DIE BITCHES!!!

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