OK I was youtube-hopping and eventually came across this vid. I was never a fan of musicals. No point there. I've seen Patrick Wilson once, in Little Children, also starred Kate Winslet. Awesome movie. Anyway, I give the vid a listen and actually surprised how good he is. I thought this is one of his drunken endeavor of his, and how wronged was I. I mean, he did sound really, really good. After a lil research, I found out that he is a theater/broadway actor, which pretty much explained everything. Anyway, you should give this vid a listen, or not, or whatever...
Natalie Portman is one of the hottest chick in Hollywood but she has like zero bimbo factor. I mean she's a stripper in Closer, but she looks so... nun. Anyway these are my points on why Natalie Portman will never be crowned as world sexiest woman anytime soon.
She's one of the galaxy's worst senator (other than Hill Clint)
She's an ice queen.
She's a Havard graduate.
Her real name is Natalie Hershlag. 'Nuff sez.
I bet she's the next 'Jodie Foster', career-wise and sexual-orientation-wise.
Kindly go back to the forest and procreate with your mother, the burmese monkeys. I can't believe you fat asses have the audacity to sell the foods and medical aides to the black market when your people are suffering and dying under your hairy nose. Maybe this blatant assholeness is the main reason why God decided to make your city an underwater mess. Clearly 70's American invaded the wrong indo-china. John Rambo maybe a faux pas, but he's dead on blowing your sorry asses in Rambo 4. You should be kicked out of ASEAN, nobody wants your poor ass anyway. We can't stand the smell of mud and dirty money when you come to the ASEAN meeting. And people should throw dead rotting cows to your embassies everywhere because your junta presence will only bring your shitty karma to other people's land. Go fuck yourselves and your monkeys, you fuck!!
Everyone, if you ever want to hate, this is the right time. Spread the hate!
Not only has the Burmese government been refusing foreign aid for the recent cyclone, it has been reported that it has been seizing and selling the donated supplies on the black market!
The cyclone hit Yangon, one of Myanmar’s main cities and former capital, on May 2. Interesting side-note –- in 2005, the government decided to move Myanmar’s capital from Yangon, the country’s biggest city, to Naypyidaw, a remote mountain area. Nobody quite understood the reason for this, but rumor has it that fortune-tellers foresaw revolt and disaster in Yangon (Nov 2007 saw revolt, May 2008 saw disaster).
The cyclone is estimated to have killed 130,000 (78,000 dead and 56,000 missing) and left 2.5 million refugees. Many countries have attempted to provide aid, but the junta initially denied it. They have slowly been allowing more and more aid, per the urging of the UN, China, and ASEAN (the Association of South-East Asian Nations), but likely many lives have been lost due to the delay. What aid has been allowed may not be getting to the right place, as allegations have emerged that the Burmese officials were selling the aid supplies including donations of rice, cooking oil and diesel on the black market. Yangon residents have found packs of Thai salt in markets that they assume were meant to be distributed freely (Thailand was first to send aid). One local even recounted the time when drugs from UNICEF were available for purchase in the markets.
So why can’t we (or anyone) just intervene? In cases where governments fail their own people, shouldn’t other countries have a right of humanitarian intervention? Well no, because the 1648 Treaty of Westphalia which ended the Thirty Years’ War (Germany) & Eighty Years’ War (Spain), allows sovereign states to do what they want in their own borders. And the UN Charter of 1945, seconds that in article 2(7) which states “nothing should authorize intervention in matters essentially within the domestic jurisdiction of any state.”
I'm sure most of you are a cat person. Even though they spot that annoyed indeferent face all the time, we all perceived them as cute cuddly things. I bet many people don't know this but cats actually have a strong psychotic powers that controls human mind. Thanks to LOLcat site, an organization that unravel the sinister cat's plot for world domination, we manage to study cat's social circle in more detail. (more after the link...) Cat actually speaks broken English, which is even cooler than street ghetto talk. They are highly trained assassins but too cool to work for it. Like any human family, cat's family consists of a dad, a mom and kittens, also known as 'the kitteh'. Momcat (no relations to the TomCats) is your average stay home mother. They wait at home, clean the kittens, make love to dadcat and look fat and pretty. Dadcat usually works at office space in home, and a truly overprotective cat. Never mess with this wise old man. They sometimes give advices to any man who wanted their view on life. The kitteh usually a highly cute thing. It's believed that they can explode heads with their adorableness. Like young teenagers, the kitteh are bratty and always involved in juvenile activities, like hanging with the dawgs and kill other insects or prized exotic birds and goldfishes, to which they will be put in lock-ups. Here secret skills of killing things will be passed to other kitteh making being put in a lock up a cool 'street' thing. However not all kitteh is rotted. Some good kitteh involved in a support group called the Ittibittikitti committee, where their main purpose is hanging around looking cute and gather human foods to be given to the unfortunate cat families in Africa. The cats also have the in-laws, the overbearing and nosy cats that love to pop in unannounced and catches momcat and dadcat having sex. The mother in laws love to offer her snide remarks to the momcats, to which a cat fight ensured, coz cats don't take shits from other cat, they'll say it back to the face.
Cat's only purpose in life is sleeping (a.k.a catnips), eating (a.k.a nom), guarding their bucket (a.k.a. bukkit) and world domination. They actually have no prior grudge over humans, but since humans love to dress them in awful get-ups and give them bath, full-knowingly that cats are self cleaning and aquaphobic. At this point they succeeded to tarnish the dogs image, and making people choose them over the loyal but oftenly stupid dogs.
There are two different caste in cat social scene. The ceiling cats and the basement cats. Ceiling cats are the high society of the cats. The Paris Hilton of cats if you will. Usually light coloured and from a rare breed, ceiling cats usually cuter and fatter and lazier. Basement cats are darker in colour and street savvy. They are more agile and active but sometimes come across uglier. They are like the ninjas of cats. However these cats fight any other cats regardless of caste. Its human that apartheid'd them. Cats achieve internet (or as they call it; interwebs) recognition after the were featured in LOLcat, joining some other popular internet animal stars like Orly Owls and LOLrus. There are also some other animals such as the bunnies (also known as 'the bunneh' to the cats society), the squirrels, the pandas, the monkeys and the hippos. It is hoped that with this information, humans will be aware of the doom impending on them. After you read this page, please shut it down so the cats don't read it.
