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Thursday, November 29, 2007
the office

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
me - morning

this morning

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Update on cloverfield.


I looked on 1-18-08news.com and found linking website about Cloverfield.


One of them is Tagruato.jp where it initally was about deep sea drilling company, and just now when I opened it, it turned into a 'seems to be vandalised' poster about tagruato. Cloverfield enthusiasts claimed that the monster in the Cloverfield come from the deep sea of Japan (like Godzilla).

And there's a blog dedicated just for Cloverfield. There's so many speculations, I have no time or energy to write it down. Just go to cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com

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Cloverfield

When The Transformer Movie came out (in US), there was an untitled trailer that make quite a buzz in the entertainment industry. Basically, its about the decapitation of The Statue of Liberty and also NY under massive alien attack and some people just running around with a hand held camera. Some people even dubbed it as War of The Worlds meet Blair Witch. A lot of speculation was made around the movie, about the alien/monster, the plot and other stuff.

The movie was said to be made on a mere $30 mil budget, mainly because it casts unknown actors. The project was so secret, during casting, the actor candidates were given decoy scripts to work on. Even the signing between Paramount Pictures and J.J Abrams was made secret without anyone in the industry knowing it.

Upon the release of the mysterious trailer, plot speculation arises from the media. Some people believe that the movie is an extension or a spin-off of JJ Abrams's signature series, LOST. Others believe that the movie is about parasitic aliens (where in the trailer you can see a woman goes balloon), and even some says its an Asian-robotic Voltron styled movie. A story from HP Lovecraft also named as a possible plot.

One thing that can be confirmed is its a monster movie. JJ Abrams was quoted that he got the idea when he and his son visited Japan and he thought that America has no real intense giant monster like Japanese Godzilla/Gojira.

Before Cloverfield, various name was said to be the working title of the movie, including The Parasites, Slusho, Colossus and (believe it or not) Chocolate Outrage.

Some insiders said that the web page slusho.jp contains hidden clues about the movie. Basically it's about soda drink or some sort, that was made by a little whale's son or some shit like that. Its kawaii and creepy.

On 1-18-08.com, you can find like 6 pictures innit. Every picture is time coded except the one with a hyper happy jap chef cooking something like pizza or lasagna or some shit (Izzit Ganu?). I keep the website open for like 15 minutes or something and there was an audio of a growl of some kind of a monster like Godzilla or King Kong came out which frankly freaks me out (currently its 5.26am and I'm alone at the office).

I hope that this movie will kick some serious ass like Transformers.
Trailer on youtube

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Delinquent Habits
Return of the tres Delinquent Habits

Verse 1:

Es la vida quatro vente pistos pointed
Botella empty first ten rows annointed
The fiesta’s poppin and all fingers pointed
Irie eyed vatos got the whole crowd jointed
Check in with Ives catch me squintin know why
I came be let my word fly keep the gleam in your eye
Con mucho drum roll on time let the horn blow
Gas to the pedal like metal at a Korn show
The rhyme rocka with a s**t load of placas
Grab the mic and freak the rhythm till there’s no more vavas
Still mi palabras fade all boo’s and ha ha’s
That includes all who go sissy la la
So do the cha cha rucca call me poppa
Huero came for action hun until manana
Down for hi-hat crash and whiplash
City nights bright lights and herb stash..



Chorus


Verse 2:

Que ondas mucho arriba las manos
Gavacho, Moreno penetra tu barrio
Lacing you with rolas that will rock back frente
RRRRRR, Blacxican esto para la gente
Like chanclaso deep like fregadaso
Still got the Coke and Rum and flex the brasos
Then I hit you from a different angle
Leg sweep cheap shot bird s**t straight cop
Soy el twin pistollero guerrero don’t be afraid of that
Matter of fact I got like 10,000 maniacs
In the crowd on a very good night
But keep it hype for a fraction of that to get the fery like that
Chronica en el aire todos quieren vile
Plus my sick Latin sty’le
Quile chuecko as they come
I could feel the drum don’t know the words, well you can hum...



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Verse 3:
Oye muneca ya mueve la cadera
Sobre el ritmo y las trompetas
Feel the beat kick hard como escopeta
Vatos on the prowl for the hoochie lookin fresca
All you delincuentes vengan para en frente
Haste para atras si tu eres muy desente
Cause I’m chueco bent contact the hierba
Lo que sera sera cuando yo vuelva
A little sontin gets your eyes burnt head turnt
Pupils tight back stiff and your neck hurt and then you exert
Check the vibe who got more freaky than Ives
I survive, dodgin hurra tryin to shoot I
So I mueva smooth creep and crawl
Take out another batch let it thaw and lace y’all
Won’t take fall this here is winner take all
Trick take a flick of the click here to face y’all


Chorus



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mi updato
Now in nilai
it's shitty here
so much thing to do
people here sucks (not the locals)
fucking hate this place

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Monday, November 12, 2007
no sweat, dude
Everyone knows this feeling. Every person has experienced the tingling sensation of an aching heart upon seeing this.

Months ago, it was a chilly night and your "friend," forgot a sweater. You dutifully handed one of yours over, and never saw it again. Until, that is, you were on facebook, and there, on your "friend's" body, it sits.

Every time you request to have it back, you hear these excuses..

"Yeah, I will bring it tomorrow."
"I don't know where it is.."
"what sweater?..."
"I have to wash it..."


Sound familiar? How about this little scenario guys?


Your once girl-friend "borrowed" hoodies, comfortable sweat pants, shorts, and other various items. Upon the inevitable break-up (she was a bitch) you then found yourself lacking some of your favorite possessions. Now, after the break up there is definitely the awkward span of time where no one talks. However, you may approach the subject of getting your shit back after a minimum of one week. You will find that immediately, your ex will fully support this decision, and agree to return your possessions.

However, Two weeks later you will not have received them, and have now lost all control. You are forced to give up hope as you no longer want to talk to your ex, and she acts as if you never mentioned returning anything..


Ladies, For your scenario..

Your friend is going out on a date with a "hottie," (he isn't, but you know she needs this so you pretend to agree) and requests to borrow that "cute shirt that looks slutty but isn't" (....sure ladies...) that you love so much. You are a good friend, and lend it.

Two weeks later, you realize your mistake, because you are girl and have stolen your friend's clothing also.

However, though you are a raging hypocrite, the pain nevertheless continues as you see her again and again wearing those items as if they are truly hers.


Both guys and girls experience this, and as we continue through college, we continue to see pictures on the internet of your once-favorite clothing, each time reigniting both a bitterness for that person, as well as the fond memory of your favorite sweater.

Sadly, there is no cure for this. You can attempt to steal it back during breaks, but it most likely will not happen. You must do what everyone else does, and keep the memory of your once favorite shit deep inside your heart, and continue on with life.



PS-It is perfectly acceptable to accuse the person of this crime, as long as you say "That's my sweater, bitch." (or other items)

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Hey ther Khalilah


This shit is the funniest!!!!!!!

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Sunday, November 11, 2007
This is what I call GANGSTA!

This is the real-life inspiration for the dog with the Schwarzenegger voice on Tiny Toons.
(from CollegeHumor)

believe it or not, this is a bitch!
Roid'd Bitch

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Law and shit

Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
(from CollegeHumor)

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.




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Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."


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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"


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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.



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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."


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Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
Witness: "'Winchester'!"


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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."


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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."


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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"


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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."


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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."


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Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."


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Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident."
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."


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Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"
Witness: "Yes, sir."
Lawyer: "What did she say?"
Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"


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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


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Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


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Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
Officer: "Yes, I do."
Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?"
Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."


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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."


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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."


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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"


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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"


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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"


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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"


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Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"


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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"


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Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"


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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"


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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"


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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"


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Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
Witness: "Four times."


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Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"


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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"


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Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?"


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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"


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Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."


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Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."


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Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm."
Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"


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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"


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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."


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Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."


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Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"
Witness: "Fair."


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Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."


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Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
Witness: "My ex-widow said it.


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Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."


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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."


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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"


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Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."


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The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."


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Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
Witness: "Attached to the ears."


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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."


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Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."


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Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"


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Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"


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Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"


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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"


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Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?"
Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have the furniture."


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Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."
Lawyer: "It was covered?"
Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."


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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."


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Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."


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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."


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Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."
Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."


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Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"
Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."

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Saturday, November 10, 2007
Bersih??

I just heard that today a peaceful picket will be held at Dataran. The Perhimpunan Bersih is a movement that demands fair election or some shit which I don't care. Do I think that our polling system is polluted? Yes. However the other parties has no credibility to rule the country. They are just over hyped gibbering professional with their own hidden agenda. And I do think Anwar Ibrahim has his own agenda. He is one slithering motherfucker. And from what I read from the uncredible blogs, most of this Bersih shit came out in paranoia that Pak Lah will elect his son in law, Khairy Jamaludin to be his successor, which stepped on many toes, Barisan and opposition alike. Old people are just crazy. In my eye, Khairy is uninspiring and should I say pointless and bullshit? I mean seriously, Khairy as PM? Come on, guys! I, however still has faith in Barisan Nasional. They are the shiz.

Disclaimer: I am so not into this politic scene. Watching pot bellies and sagging tities is so not cool. I think politicians should be banned from TV coz they spoiled the idea of 'perfect people' in TV. Unless they are gorgeous. But then, most goegeous people are stupid.

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007
like, duh

"Excuse me, young man. Why are you photographing your paper, mid-exam?"
(from CollegeHumor)

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polo shoes
i just spent almost $200 on a polo shoe
and now i regret it
am i morphing into those sex in the city ho's?
please god, no!
i love my penis.


Shoegasm!
(from CollegeHumor)

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Every Man For Himself

“Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears.”

~ Unknown

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

~ Maya Angelou

“The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.”

~ Thucydides

“Everything becomes a little bit different as soon as it is spoken out loud”

~ Hermann Hesse





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