I have this weirdest dream last night. I was at a party somewhere, and I grabbed a bottle of beer, and just before I was about to drink it, I realized that I misplaced it. It happened exactly three times, and the I woke up thirsty. The only question here is... whatthehell?
LOL. This is so true. However in Malaysia I think it's not so much about race. It's more of social caste. The way you dress, the way you look, what kind of handphones you use, what shoes you wear. Don't act like its not true.
When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I get hot, I am black. When I get cold, I am black. When I am sick, I am black. When I die, I am black.
When you were born, You were pink. When you grew up, You were white. When you get hot, You go red. When you get cold, You go blue. When you are sick, You go purple. When you die, You go green.
AND YET YOU CALL ME COLORED?
by an Anonymous pupil of King Edward VI School, Birmingham, UK.
Stacks on deck Patron' on ice And we can pop bottles all night Baby you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so wet you're so tight I'll gas up the jet for you tonight Baby you could go where ever you like (you like) I said you could go where ever you like (you like) Yeah
Hey Jill You know the old sugga daddy
I said you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah
[Chorus:] Stacks on deck Patron' on ice And we can pop bottles all night Baby you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so wet you're so tight I'll gas up the jet for you tonight Baby you could go where ever you like (you like) I said you could go where ever you like (you like) Yeah
[Verse 1:] Anytime you want to pick up the telephone You know it ain't nothin to drop a couple stacks on you Wanted you could get it my dear Five million dollar home, drop Bentley's I swear Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
[Chorus:] Stacks on deck Patron' on ice And we can pop bottles all night Baby you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so wet you're so tight I'll gas up the jet for you tonight Baby you could go where ever you like (you like) I said you could go where ever you like (you like) Yeah
[Verse 2:] Shawty you da hottest love the way you drop it Brain so good (good) swore you went to college Hundred cant deposit, vacations hit the tropics Cause errbody know it ain't trickin if ya got it Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket Five six, rides with rims and a pocket kit Ya ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get My chick could have what she want And go in any store for any bag she want And know she ain't never had a man like that To buy you anything ya heart desire like that Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
[Chorus:] Stacks on deck Patron' on ice And we can pop bottles all night Baby you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so wet you're so tight I'll gas up the jet for you tonight Baby you could go where ever you like (you like) I said you could go where ever you like (you like) Yeah
[Verse 3:] I'm talkin' big boy rides And big boy ice Let me put this big boy in yo life The thang get so wet, it hit so right Let me put this big boy in yo life That's right Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tellem other broke niggas be quiet
[Chorus:] Stacks on deck Patron' on ice And we can pop bottles all night Baby you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so wet you're so tight I'll gas up the jet for you tonight Baby you could go where ever you like (you like) I said you could go where ever you like (you like) Yeah
Ku cuba redakan relung hati, Bayangmu yang berlalu pergi, Terlukis di dalam kenangan, Bebas bermain di hatiku….
Cerita tentang masa lalu, Cerita tentang kau dan aku, Kini tinggal hanya kenangan, Kau abadi di dalam hatiku….
Harusnya takkan ku biarkan kau pergi, Membuat ku terpuruk rasa ingin mati, Derita yang mendera kapan akan berakhir, Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku
Cerita tentang masa lalu, Cerita tentang kau dan aku, Kini tinggal hanya kenangan, Kau abadi di dalam hatiku….
Harusnya takkan ku biarkan kau pergi, Membuat ku terpuruk rasa ingin mati, Derita yang mendera kapan akan berakhir, Hanya engkau yang mampu taklukkan hatiku
Its been like forever since I last write anything.. so this is what happened to ma lately.
Now I go to gym. The reason is I think I need to stay healthy. I mean, I smoke like everyday, never drink plain water, eat McD's almost every day and I sleep like only for 3 hours everyday. I've been treating my body like a temple (of doom). So I've been visiting the gym for over a week now, and mostly I do cardio. I've been riding that stationary bicycle like she's my bitch. Once in a while I do other things like lifting iron and shits. I must be the skinniest person there, coz everybody is like an ox. I mean, men do look good with muscle, but when you head appear to look like a pimple out of huge glob of muscles, then its not pretty anymore. Now, I know what to expect for each day of the week. Mondays are fine, not many people coz I bet people are lazy on Mondays. Tuesdays are jerk days, where a couple of shirtless guy with belly hanging out of their tight jeans do their workout. There is this one huge guy who is a total selfish asshole. He hog every machine which I think is unnecessary since he's borderline exploding. But I have no plan to tell him anything, coz I do not want to be the wrath of steroid god. Wednesday is OK, but Thursday is the sardine day. The gym is full on capacity coz it is the sex day. So everybody need to pump out some muscle to impress their sex slave at home. Friday is ok and weekends are so so.
On the non gym related news, my office is moved to a slightly larger space. I'm not happy at all.
Rules of the tag:- 1.Link to your tagger and post these rules in your blog. 2.Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird. 3.Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs. 4.Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
7 FACTS!
1. I am actually 150 years old. It just I never aged. That's why I'm so wise like OMG! 2. I was born in a planet called Krypton. Sounds familiar? That's because I'm Kal El/Clark Kent/Superman cousin. We were actually sent to earth by a twin pod, but Kal El was a total bitch, crying all day long and whatevs. So I ditched him. 3. People in Krypton is not only strong and can fly and shit, bet we are also beautiful beings, like superficially. Our slaves look like Naomi Campbell, of course without the tantrums and ability to throw handphones at other people. 4. Girls in Krypton shit daisies, and I understand only beautiful girls in earth shit daisies. 5. Once, I was a close friend of Michael Jackson. But this one time, I couldn't put up with his whining, I slapped the black off him. Bitch deserved it. 6. Obama is my hommies. 7. Paris Hilton, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson once had my abortions.
8.00pm (NY) - After the initial scare, Obama is in the lead with 78 electoral vote and McCain 34 electoral vote.
9.15pm (NY)- Results are pouring in an it looks like McCain is having a major whoopass. Obama is leading the votes with 175 against McCain's 34 votes.
9.20pm (NY)- McCain gaining his support from the Mid-west area. Now at 52 electoral votes.
9.55pm (NY) - Obama won Ohio! Both candidates marching forward with Obama (195 votes) and McCain (70 votes).
10.30pm (NY) - Supports are surging for McCain as ballots from mid-west are counted. Barrack Obama is still in the lead with 202 votes followed by Johnny Mac, 114 votes. At this rate Obama's chance to be the next US president is high if he manage to maintain Democrat's turf at Washington, California and Oregon.
11.00pm (NY) - United States of America welcomes the first black US president, President Barrack Hussein Obama.
I bet Oprah is crying her eyes out... wait, scratch that, all african american are crying right now. A truly Malcom X moment. "We can change" is the new "I have a dream"...
These are the father/mother/husband/wife/son/daughter we hate/love/ridicule/idolize for no apparent reason. We believe those hearsays and added our own spices, and passed it onto others.
