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| Saturday, December 29, 2007 |
| Drop-up line |
You know, there's always a chick that always follows you, and splash a creepy grin at you, and stalks you like a you're David Beckham or sumthin'...
Well I got the antidote of pick-up lines...
1. It must have hurt... when you dragged yourself up from Hell.
2. Is it hot in here, or do you have some kind of glandular condition that causes you to sweat a lot?
3. Was your daddy a baker? Because you're kind of obese.
4. (Throw water at them.) You should get out of those wet clothes. You know, eventually.
5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd eliminate U.
6. What's someone like you doing in a nice place like this?
7. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Oh, sorry, I meant the fruit.
8. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because it looks as though there is something seriously wrong with your pants.
9. Is that a peanut in your pocket, or is that just the biggest erection you've ever experienced?
10.Are your parents retarded, because you look like you have Down Syndrome
11.Can I have a quarter? So I can call greenpeace and tell them I've found a stranded whale
12.Is your father a meat burglar? 'Cause it looks like you should be hanging from a hook in a freezerLabels: funny
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| Tuesday, December 11, 2007 |
| Wedding Flicker |
Last Sunday, I went to my Limje's wedding. After made arrangements with Najib Y, which I promised to be at the commuter station at 12, which of course I was waaay late, we went there by 2 cars, me, Najib Y, Doyok, Ra'i, Komeng and Choi Sok. When we reached Seremban, there was already Pudin, which surprisingly become the best man, the second time he did, after Farid's wedding. He now sealed his position as the batch official's best man. Later, other Shahians came, Zack, Zaidi, that Ilmu girl and Ah Chong with his family on tow. Limje despite his petite statue looked fabulous in his pink songket, which he denied as pink, its reddish purple.
After the wedding, I went to Bukit Jalil Sports Complex to watch the finals of Hockey Champions Cup. I manage to catch the 3rd 4th game between Holland and South Korea. Damn those Korean lads are big. They are even bigger than the Holland players. I could only whish I am as big as them. Holland manage to beat Korea 3-2 where one of my fav player Taeke Taekima scored. Later that night, the finals between world cup champion Germany and close rivals Australia started. My hockey coach was there too with his family. All I can say is the game was fucking great. It was 70 minutes of non stop, world class action. Germany manage to convert a penalty corner on the first half, and later I found myself rooting for ther Aussies to score a goal, so that I can wacth more of the game in the extra time. It was like orgasmic hockey galore, and I don't want it to end. The game ended with Germany once again clinched the champion title despite an onslaught from the Aussies team. A well deserved win I must say.
And now I'm back at the office. My shitty office.
Before I signed off, here's hot beautiful strangers
and a daily dosage of Megan Fox
rz, out!Labels: hockey, rant
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| Sunday, December 09, 2007 |
| Life with bitches and hot chick in the eye of one cranky broseph |
Its been like forever since I write anything about me in this blog. It just I felt like someone I know may read this blog and know what I'm up to and I hate that. Well fuck that, I think that I need to be more forthcoming, honest, and scheming less lies.
Last Thursday, I went to Seremban with Lan to register a fixed line for the office. Before this, he was sort of the mediator between my office and the HQ in KL. He also help us so much in term of seeting up the office and such. But lately I guess he felt unapreciated by the girls in my office. (Background: My office consists of me, and the girls, Lina, Ila and Nisya, and recently a new male part timer, Usop). I felt really bad for him. He said that he wont deal directly with the girls, but only through me. Well, I ain't blame him. Sometimes, I felt the girls 'tude stinks too. I hate them so much, I just stop socializing with them since 2 weeks ago. I only talk to them if only I needed to, usually work related, and orders. I don't even smile to them. I heard that they called me unfriendly and what not, and guess what, fuck you bitches.
We came back around 5 and I went straight to Komuter Station, coz I needed to report to my boss in KL. It was murder boarding the train. I never knew there are that many people use the commuter. It was literally shoulder to shoulder, I felt like I'm in a backward country like in India or something.
When I arrived at the place, I was greeted by old faces. I was kinda taken aback coz people really remembered this face. It made me warm and fuzzy inside. Then I loitered around old friends' place, tallking updates and shits.
Come Friday, I went to the office but my boss was away on holiday. I guess that's why I couldn't reach him on the phone. Well, that means I have to wait till Monday, which means I have to stay here longger, which equals sweetness!
Other than meeting with the boss, other reason I have to be in KL was that my former employee asked me to train her girls for the coming hockey tournament. So that evening, I went to the field, and when I reached there, I got the message from the girls that they decided to be spoilt and cancel the training, and rescheduled it on Sunday. As I was already at the field, I proceed with playing a lil' bit. Bear in mind that I haven't play any hockey for the last 6 months. Thankfully, I still have not losing my touch. After a while, some girls asked me to train them, and since I had nothing constructive to do, and one of the chick was really REALLY hot, I whole heartedly agreed. We played until 7pm, and I was informed that later that night, there will be a friendly match.
After 8.30pm or something, I returned to the field and reunited with old friends. At first, I was the umpire, and I played on the second half. I played suck-ly mostly because I was out of breath thanks to no training and 6 month worth of nicotine in my system. On the third half, Zen, the team goalkeeper was injured, and since no one could/know goalkeeping, I was the sole candidate. After preping with his newly purchased goalkeeping gear, I pranced to the goal mouth and tried my best to stop any goal attemps. Needless to say, I sucked.
Today, my body ached all over. Being old sucks!! Anyway, got a new haircut today. Cost me $20 and the result was shitty, but its all worth it coz the hairstylist is one hot chick. Her breast was on my eye level, and I was one happy dude.
Tomorrow I planned to go to Limje's wedding where Najib Y and Maddoy will fecth me at Sg. Besi. In case I forget to mention it tomorrow, Selamat Pengantin Baru, Limje.
RZ, out!
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| Saturday, December 01, 2007 |
| In Memoriam |
"Ring out, wild bells" from In Memoriam
by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky,
The flying cloud, the frosty light:
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Ring out the grief that saps the mind
For those that here we see no more;
Ring out the feud of rich and poor,
Ring in redress to all mankind.
Ring out a slowly dying cause,
And ancient forms of party strife;
Ring in the nobler modes of life,
With sweeter manners, purer laws.
Ring out the want, the care, the sin,
The faithless coldness of the times;
Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes
But ring the fuller minstrel in.
Ring out false pride in place and blood,
The civic slander and the spite;
Ring in the love of truth and right,
Ring in the common love of good.
Ring out old shapes of foul disease;
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.
Ring in the valiant man and free,
The larger heart, the kindlier hand;
Ring out the darkness of the land,
Ring in the God that is to be.
Wesley Nygren (17) hit an out-of-control pickup on his way to the state gymnastic practice. The accident also killed his father.
Clint Erickson (18) drunk driver hit his car
Josh Joshua Raines (18) died from OD
Douglas Mussen (19) shot to death by his father who later kill hiswife and commit suicide
Matt Lockerman (16) commits suicide after attending his schoolmate's funeral
Kirby Hardy (20) drove his truck off a cliff at high speed to end his life
*Click pictures to go to their myspace
Source: MyDeathSpace.comLabels: rip
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Lately a new internet phenomenon surfaced, which make millions of net users gag. I found out about this thing when I surfed collegehumor.com where users comments pretty much describe the agony of seeing your dinner in a semi liquid form. To all uninformed, it is a scat porn video. I visited the webpage once, and I quickly pressed the x button before any action taken place. Yes I'm a pussy. I watched a scat vid once, and it scarred me for life.
2girls1cup.com (or was nicknamed cupgirls) depicts a love making between a caucasian girl and an indian girl. Contrary to popular belief, the vid is not from America, but from the land of hairless bikini line, Brazil. The creator of the franchise (yes there are moar), is Marco Fiorito, a Brazilian man who describes himself as a "compulsive fetishist" and "an artist in the art of movie making". However it was not him who brought cupgirls into America, it was Danilo Croce, a Brazilian lawyer who lived in Florida and was listed on corporate documents as an officer of a company distributing Fiorito's films. The rest is as you know, history.
Cupgirls spawned hundreds of "reaction video" you can find in abundance in youtube. Hundreds of poor souls (friends, brothers, sisters, mothers and even gran mothers) was forced to watched the clips and the horror on their face and gagging actions were recorded for a top notch entertainment value. It also became an inspiration for parodies (John Mayer and Perez Hilton to name a few) and songs.
Just for your knowledge, usually the scat in the 'actions' was replaced by chocolate and peanut butter coz 'actors' refuse to eat shit.
For more hardcore scat action, visit 2girls1finger.com
Go ahead! I can't coz I'm a wuss. Labels: investigation, these are so wrong
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“Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears.”
~ Unknown
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
~ Maya Angelou
“The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.”
~ Thucydides
“Everything becomes a little bit different as soon as it is spoken out loud”
~ Hermann Hesse
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