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| Thursday, August 30, 2007 |
| fiddy years! |
 50 years strong if Malaysia is a man, he will get a new Harley and bottles of Viagras if Malaysia is a woman, her boobs sag to the floor Labels: home, news
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| One jail house full of zombies and one super ugly chick |
This vid is like super awesome
they are all criminal, but they manage to come out with something like this
the song's is Thriller, but I think that "Smooth Criminal" is more apt.
SaluteLabels: funny, video
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| Owned wife |
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss calledto tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore abrand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me youlove me anymore; you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Signed: Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a goodwoman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My motherraised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused withMY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidencethat my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten milliondollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letterthat you wrote you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
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| Sunday, August 26, 2007 |
| Putrajayas |
Its been quite some time I haven't updating my blog. I've been really busy and lazy... So these are some highlighted events that I can recall...
Sunday, August 19
I was invited to attend a dinner by one company (coz I've been helping them I guess) in Putrajaya. I went by bus, since they provide a bus to get there. We arrived quite late but so was everybody else.
After a tour on a cruise boat around Putrajaya Lake, we were ushered to Putrajaya Shangri-La where the dinner take place. The food's delicious, everybody seems happy. The highlight of the event though was the lucky draw, where the prizes offered was totally awesome. My ticket was numbered 009, which is quite odd because the numbers are for VIPs (am I a VIP?). Anyway there were 5 rounds of draw, and by the fourth round I was quite bummed coz my number wasn't called up. Before the fifth round draw, they announce that the last round draw offered even cooler prized (PDA, Flat TV, Digital Camera etc), and guess what, my number's finally up. I got a 3 day trip to Langkawi at Porto Malai Resort (transportation included), which is quite puzzling coz I'm not the resort kinda guy. Anyway, I was happy.
Shangri-La Lobby
 Performance by lil' kids
      Lake Cruise
Thursday, August 23 Since the Independence day is just around the corner, the management of the company decided that all departments should decorate their office to celebrate the events. By Tuesday, my office looked so bland with no decoration whatsoever. So I took the initiative to buy the decoration things and began to pimp up the office all night long. On Thursday, the judges came and evaluate the office and I had not receive any negative comment. So I guess everything's fine. 
My Office which look like a pimped up kamdar
Saturday, August 25
Acap asked me to tag along to the Merdeka Fireworks Competition, where various country took part in displaying their firework crafts. The day's participant was from Italy. Acap is an amateur photographer, but he's quite good actually. Since it was a holiday, the traffic was bloody murder. It was jammed all the way to Putrajaya. We didn't get there on time, however, we manage to watch the firework display in the car. We keep on driving to Putrajaya coz WHAT THE HELL we've been driving for like 2 hours and returning back to KL means we were defeated. Acap brought along his photographer friend, Hafiz, they set up their tripod and stuff and began clicking anything they can get their hands to. Since both of them are photographers, and I'm not into photography, and by the law of physics, I am the designated model. Haha!
   Putrajaya @ Night So there you go... I need to resume watching my Victoria Secret videos Labels: rant
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| Saturday, August 18, 2007 |
| Sewell & Marbury |
 Sewell & Marbury
Global Markets and Investment Banking Groups
So what's up with the title you might ask... well I just watched the final trilogy of the Bourne series, Bourne Ultimatum, and it is an awesome flick. Still sticking with the amnesia thing. it doesn't deviate away from it's predecessor, like the car chases, the same chick (Julia Stiles), and the overly used CIA theme. Ultimately I enjoyed the film. Matt Damon is one short tough dude. And the Sewell & Marbury thing, it came out in the film, so I figured out that some movie buff will google it and find this shiz. **UPDATE oh my god! the sewell & marbury thing just got bigger at least 2 blogger used my placebo web page picture thingy in their blogger ( here and here) this is like awesome! even Jason Bourne himself commented on my page When will you kill me Jason? I hope that you are not as short as Matt Damon ***UPDATE Now my blog is mentioned in wikipedia. Awesome! Labels: movie
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| Monday, August 13, 2007 |
| My baby you |
I was cracking my head trying to figure out how to make a decent website. Before this I only blog, which means I didn't involved at all in developing the codes and all that shiz. Now my boss asked me to develop a website for the company which must be presented next week. Damn! Then I thought that perhaps putting in some wacky fonts can spice up the website, and I remembered that I put a link to a free downloadable font thing in this blog. So I began to dig deep into my blog archive. And I found this...
which is totally awesome. My baby has grown (a lil' bit) with some people contributing in it. I am so high!
Thank you!Labels: moments, rant
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| Saturday, August 11, 2007 |
| Evan Almighty |
The blame of bad behavior from the youths usually befallen to the shoulders of Hollywood movies. I didn't say that the place that churned out hundreds kinds of entertainment is as clean as a virgin gadis desa, it sure had it share of spreading sins to mankind, like promoting slaughtering baddies by guns is heroic and cool awesome, and you can do whatever you think is right to do (like killing babies), and you can fuck any hot girl or guy anytime you like (they have schedule you know), or anything (I sooo can think many more durty thoughts-like Britney Spears here, showing some class).  I also think that Hollywood manage to make people think and be a better person as well. I just watched the latest Evan Almighty ( download here), the sequel to the 2003 Bruce Almighty. Still keeping the holy-thing theme, it follows a journey of a newly elected congressman Evan Baxter, who was told by the God to built an ark. Like Noah kinda ark. He faced many challenges on the course of completing the mission, like the animals which always follow his tail, his doubting wife, the beard and hair that keep growing although it was shaved over and over again, and being ridicule by the people. He was told that a major flood will come, in the middle of DC, in a drought season. SO you can imagine what he has to endure although it was very, very funny. As I watch this film, I was feeling kinda awkward. It is funny but it kinda mimic the hardships of Prophet Noah had to endure. It feels like laughing at a teaching teacher. I laughed nonetheless. I can quote so many good lines from this movie. One thing that stick in my mind is, "When you pray for patience, God don't give you patience, He give you the opportunity of being patience,
If you pray for courage, God don't give you courage, He give you the opportunity of being courage,
And when you pray you family being close together, He don't give you a warm fuzzy feeling, He give you the opportunity of being close together..."
I mean, I know that its Morgan Freeman talking but don't it just so true? How many time we prayed and thought that our prayers wasn't answered? OK, let me give you the core morale of the movie: if you want to change the world, you can start by performing an Act of Random Kindness. Get it? Act of Random Kindness = ARK! Haha! Nice pun! Although it bordered a faith theme, it is not a dogma kinda film. I mean c'mon, Steve Carell as Noah? That fuzzy fur ball is so funny, people will laugh their ass off as soon as he open his mouth. But teaching people through comedy is way effective than lecturing them by poyo serious way.
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| Tuesday, August 07, 2007 |
| Freedom of speech |
Thanks to a local tabloid, Metro, almost all Malays are outraged by a video made by a Malaysian student who are studying in Taiwan. Basically it's about a remix song of Negaraku with Chinese language allegedly bashing the Malays and Muslims generally. I watched the video on youtube and quite frankly I don't understand what he's saying (obviously) and I don't really give a damn. It is an obviously an attempt to mimic the other country bashing song, 'We Live In Singapura' I think.
It is undeniable that people have their own perspective of harmony. Some think that people should have all access to all information, to know what's really happened, so they can work it out, but I sided on government on this issue which is informations should be 'filtered' before it was spread to the public. The basis of my stand is really simple; the public has different levels of maturity. Proof? Exhibit A; 'the Negarakuku' video. Majority Malaysian (I think) become emotional about this video. I mean c'mon guys! We all know that Malays get the special 'treatment' because they are the natives, and everyone knows that other non-bumiputera has grudges about Malays being 'special'. It's old story. And somehow we are still prosper and peaceful because we sweep the issue under the rug, worked out our difference, and pretend everything's OK. It worked for 50 years (except for that perticular 13th May 1969), why don't it work now? Apart from the said clown who made the video, Namewee, I blame all these fracas equally to the Metro paper. But somehow I didn't surprised at all as the Metro paper usually print sensationalized stories, exaggerating small trivial stuff to attract people who refuse to read real news. Personally I hate reading Metro. I think they are stupid and unintellectual at all. Its a tabloid, like orang kampung tabloid. I think they cooked the stories from hear says and gossips and get it full blown to evoke the paranoia among the people. Maybe they hired gossipping mak ciks as reporter. "What you don't know won't hurt you" And to this Nemawee guy, you are so dead. The 'kokok'ing roosters are hunting for your head. I've seen them sharpening their machetes... haha
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THE NANNY
Last Friday I worked my ass out for the final touches for the programme I told earlier. I ran here and there, under the unforgivable scorching sun just to make sure everything's OK. After the prayer, Fizi and me went to Port Dickson by Helmi's car. We leave quite late coz the bus for the students arrived late; the reason, they couldn't locate the place. As we were waiting, I was tortured by Kak Zu's kids, making me lift and toss them up in the air despite them being on the over-weight side. But thanks for my ripping muscles (hehe) I manage to please them, and leave me sweating like a pig. My shirt was drench, accentuating more my muscles definition for the girls to see (haha I wish!). Anyway we arrived late and went straight for the first activity.
Generally, the programme went smoothly and we were placed in a almost perfect apartment type hotel (the shower didn't work at first) with swimming pool and a beautiful stretch of beach just fiddy meters away. The students were quite awesome. I know some of them and some of the knew me but I can't remember their face. And some of the girls are hot too. I want to approach them but I had to be professional and students are off limits to me.
THE PONTIANAK
And the pool are awesome too, but it was polluted with too much chlorine, as soon as I finished my swim, I found my eyes unbelievably red. Like Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam red. And all that swimming made me tired, and I had not enough sleep, and I have to rally the students for their programme, so I was this close to flat out.
This afternoon, the programme was officially close, went back to KL by the company's Unser. I slept all the way despite being a mobile contortionist coz the Unser was filled with stuffs from the programme. Mu spine hurts, my leg cramps, but thanks to my Walkman hand phone, I was A OK!
THE FIGHT
When I reached home, I was hungry so I went to the cafe to grab some food. Since I wasn't feeling the dishes, I ordered some waffle, and waited for it to be ready. While waiting, there was an arab man walking hurriedly to a small stall at the corner where an old lady was cutting some potatoes. I sense something was wrong coz he brought along a cane, and start shouting some foreign gibberish to the old lady, and later start throwing things around and jerking the lady's hand. I rushed to the stall and start 'interfering'. I told the angry man with to cool down, and obviously the stupid foreigner won't. I rephrase my appeal, adding that if he didn't stop the fracas, I will call the police; my common bluffing technique for the stupid intolerable foreigners. After that he walked away, still angry.
Minutes later he came back sans the cane, but bring along his boss or translator or something. Again I told him to shut the fuck up, but then he started to yell at me, and the bastard had it coming, I fucking roared back on his face. Thanks for my tallness, yelling at that stupid face was easy and I think effective. I was so ready to punch his ugly face but the shit backed off. Soon after I reported the incident to the security, a security personnel came and took all the details. The old Indonesian lady was thankful to me, calling me angel and whatnot, and offer me a free meal, but I had to refuse coz it's not a big thing.
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| Thursday, August 02, 2007 |
| When You're Gone |
Ok I'm still in the lovey dovey mood.
Just watched Avril Lavigne' When You're Gone video on mtv.
At first I thought it's really cliched.
The young couple and army thing is so old
But something refreshing happened in usually stupid Avril video
Well the song's about missing somebody when the person's not there
In a scene, it shows an old man sitting in his underwear on a bed
I thought initially it's a perverse kinks with old man
But it turned out the old man just lost his wife
he sits on the bed with her outline still carved on her side of the bed
he looks on their black and white wedding picture when they were so much in love for the first time
her closet is full with her clothes, like she'll wake up again to dress for him
her smell still lingers on her favorite dress, he can almost felt her soul embedded on the clothing
he however returned to reality and realize that she's gone
he sits lonely on the dark room, afraid to face the coming days without her companion
suddenly he realize that even she's gone physically, the memories remains as long as he wants
he walks away from the comfortable couch and dress up in his best suit
armed with a bottle of champagne and 2 slender glasses, he marches to the graveyard and celebrate their anniversary right there
he talks about his days and he swears he can hear her
they are missing each other
they talk until dark
"People don't really die, unless nobody remember them anymore..."
I wish somebody will love me that way...
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| Wednesday, August 01, 2007 |
| wedding Blues |
Hari ni adalah hari yang busy... aku bagaikan ditarik ke sana ke mari. everybody want a pice of me, to do their job. Kerana aku budak baru, so kena la folo. Anyway, aku kena pegi meeting wakilkan bos aku. Yang ada kat meeting tu suma big wigs cuma aku je yang agak kutu, hence agak down di situ. Tapi aku kena step up, dan buat dono je, berlagak macam aku pun setaraf ngan diorang. Hasil daripada meeting tu, aku kena jadi event manager and also a group leader untuk programme tu. Agak bangga gak la di beri kepercayaan.
Anyway masa meeting tu, chairperson meeting hari ni, juga ex-boss aku, dapat a bouquet of roses, which kinda buat kitorang terkejut, but then Kak Zu (the said person) cakap hari ni anniversary dia and husband dia memang bagi flowers tiap kali anniversary. Dah 18 tahun but so much in love. Pada time tu I felt so mushy inside. Kinda just grab somebody randomly and shout "Let's get married and fuck!".
Pada masa tu gak aku mula terfikir pasal nak kawin. Sebelum ni aku memang tak terfikir langsung nak kawin sebab aku bukan jenis orang yang bagi commitment sangat. Lagi satu aku cepat bosan dan aku memang muak dengan orang yang bermanja-manja ataupun yang mengada-ngada. I keep telling myself I will find somebody sooner or later, but I kinda doubt that coz aku punya taste memang ridiculous. Aku rasa takde orang yang menepati taste aku. Sebab tu aku cakap ridiculous.
This weekend, 2 lagi member aku nak kawin. Farid @ Oonam, dah kawin June lalu, tapi la ni baru nak bersanding kat K.L (Kuala Lipis). Dia ni member aku dari sekolah menegah sampai la ke zaman u. On the same day, member aku Meyem pulak nak kawin dengan 'Zalia MTV' nyer, Amy. Dia ni kira satu gang la dengan aku, tapi bukanla that BFF. Unfortunately, aku tak dapat pi kedua-dua wedding coz aku kena pi Port Dickson for that aforementioned programme. So untuk diorang ni, selamat menjalani hidup berumah tangga elevator, dan jangan la bercerai berry berai di senja hari.Labels: love, melayu, rant
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“Count your smiles instead of your tears; Count your courage instead of your fears.”
~ Unknown
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
~ Maya Angelou
“The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.”
~ Thucydides
“Everything becomes a little bit different as soon as it is spoken out loud”
~ Hermann Hesse
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