Zul is one of my hockey buddy who are very good at what he do. Slightly Chinese looking, sometimes we called him Chua (Boon Huat), not only because of his look, but also for his talents and skills on the hockey field. He is THE best striker in the our team history, and a good friend too. Well, I'm not his best friend per Se, but the close knit team feels like a band of brothers, and although sometimes we quarrel, or fight (and some brawl even), we never really hate each other (or just a lil' bit).

The was one time where I was so down when I didn't get the chance to play for the team, and I turned from team clown to a total silent moody character (complete with the cold shoulders), I remembered he was the one person whom approached me and talk some sense into my big stupid head. His words were somehow soothing and moving. He was also my un-official trainer, coz I'm suck, and later, I turned into one of the player who got the most powerful hit (me guess) in the team.

And sometimes he can be a jerk too, but that's forgivable, coz we're jocks.

Today, he married a teacher from his kampung. I was at first quite reluctant to go coz I have a shitloads of works to do, but when I thought about it, I think I need to be there coz he kinda there when I needed somebody.

So to my dear brother, Zulkarnain Zakaria, may your newly-formed family be blessed with God's love forever. Don't forget to 'work hard' coz we can't wait to torture Little Zul.

This evening I went shopping with Epulz coz God knows how long I was 'miskin'. For a second I thought I turned into the SJP. I think I splurged around $200 today alone - an amount somebody like Paris Hilton will spend in one second.

Got back to my place around 11pm, and some moments later Ayam, my almost BFF since the college days came to do some sleep over. I have some work to do, so I left him. After like an hour, I got back from the office and found Ayam was not at my room. Like 5 minutes later he text me asking for a help, and sensing something bad happened I called him and he told me that he got his ass kicked by some road bullies. And apparently those road bullies are the Architecture students, the course he grad from. He asked me to join him to lodge a police report, and I agreed, and coz I can't drive for shiz, he drove despite his swollen face and all.

I talked him to report about the incident to the security first. And the security officers told him to write a report (which I had to write for him) told him to wait for tomorrow before reporting anything to the police station.

Throughout this event, I was numb from any feeling. I felt sorry for him, but I think that he has his share in this fighting accidents. I can't say much coz I do not witness the event, but I believe every fight place equal responsibility to each side. At the security office I manage to eavesdrop the name of Ayam's assailant, and with the power that I have I manage to pull out his name and personal details. OK, let me print it out for you;

Name: Noor Hisham Jama Abdul Nasir

I/C:850802-06-5475

Student ID:0512613

I even has his phone number and his address. Just so you know, this student will be expelled and jailed once his name is reported to the police. He is so fucked up.

After this debauchery, I return to my room, wash some clothes and to cool down I turn to YouTube. I ended up watching Anderson Cooper playing Jeopardy (a game show Malaysian will never qualified to play coz we are to bodoh) and Kelly Ripa antics. Damn she is like the American Shiela Rusly, only funnier and prettier and looks younger and smarter.

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

I think I'm turning into Beyonce (refer Bonnie and Clyde feat Jay Z), coz I'm hooked on the sex and the city series.

Ok let me take you to the start where all these mess started...

I moved to a new office, and I got a new desktop PC with a personal intenet connection. Since we are new, the big guys upstairs employed some temps to help us with the setting. And one of the guys, introduced me to a new website where there's loads of video clips to be downloaded. At first I downloaded them music video clips coz I am an MTV junkie. Later I ventured into downloading animes and now I download SATC.

The hype of SATC started quite some time ago, and at that time I didn't buying it. I thought it just about single MILFs trying to look for husbands. And I'm not much into the SJP (Sarah Jessica Parker). And whoever watch SATC must be those single carrier women, and them gays.

For those who are living in a cave somewhere in the middle of Arizona or something, SATC is a popular late 90's TV series about four 30-something women who are talking nothing but sex, fashion, sex, guys, sex, relationship, sex, other women and sex. The stories centered on a neurotic column writer Carrie, a lesbo-looking lawyer Miranda, a conservative pussy Charlotte and a total slut Sam. Other than being a TV series with tits all over, the show's actually funny. And did I mention about the tits?

Is it worth it loooking like a gay by just buying a box set of SATC?

I am working my ass off but the pile of papers seems to be keep piling into a huge mountain. Right now it seems like I'm busier than PM. For the last 2 weeks I slept late, really really late, and I have to be the first in the office since I have the office key. My body refuse to cooperate and seems to retaliate. I have nasty headaches, I cough like a dying person, my throat's sore and I don't have any appetite to eat. I'm too busy to play hockey, and any fitness activity had to be abandoned since the last 3 weeks. I look like shit. Dark circle around eyes is my latest look, like a goth with spoonful of mascara smeared around the bloodshot eyes. My hair is like hell, and I don't know what to do with it. I'm fallin' apart.

24 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!


1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.

tengah buat keje kat opis ni. skang pukul 1020pm. Tension gak keje tadi, macam haram.
Tiba-tiba member skolah aku Azmil Hizam YM aku. Mari ikuti perbualan kitorang.

mell _1_2: oi
The Mangkuks Hayun: GAPO DIO?
The Mangkuks Hayun: sapo mu?
The Mangkuks Hayun: tompel ko?
mell _1_2: bukan aa
The Mangkuks Hayun: azmil ke?
mell _1_2: bile mase tompel nama mel
mell _1_2: yep
mell _1_2: tp bukan yg perot
The Mangkuks Hayun: toMpEL aku ingatkan camtu
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko peciter?
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko pun ntah2 dah buncit
mell _1_2: adela sket2
mell _1_2: hahahah
mell _1_2: ckp org
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku masih muda jelita
The Mangkuks Hayun: kat mana?
mell _1_2: ko main hoki lg ke xbuncit
mell _1_2: cet podah
The Mangkuks Hayun: main gak. padang hoki dekat
mell _1_2: ko buat pe skang
mell _1_2: uia lg ke
mell _1_2: x kan?
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku keje kat uia la.
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko kat mana ni? rumah ke opis
mell _1_2: ko keje ape
mell _1_2: aku kt opis
mell _1_2: lecturer ke
mell _1_2: dahsyat siot
The Mangkuks Hayun: x dapat la lecturer
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku keje biase je
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku kat opis ni
The Mangkuks Hayun: nak settle bnyk keje
mell _1_2: tutor aa?
The Mangkuks Hayun: adiminstrator jer
mell _1_2: haha
mell _1_2: xkan janitor kot
mell _1_2: ok aa tu
mell _1_2: ko diserapkan ke apa
mell _1_2: sbg bekas studen?
The Mangkuks Hayun: ada network kat sini keje terus la kat sini
The Mangkuks Hayun: buat apa cari keje jauh2
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko keje kat mana?
mell _1_2: cable baik aa
mell _1_2: caya aa
mell _1_2: aku keje kelana jaya
The Mangkuks Hayun: engineer ke?
mell _1_2: ye le
mell _1_2: ko engineering gk dulu kan
The Mangkuks Hayun: owh.... yup... aku tak minat la engineering
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku lagi menat keja pejabat
mell _1_2: ko minat ape
mell _1_2: flirting
mell _1_2: hahaha
mell _1_2: aku paham
mell _1_2: aku ade bnyk kawan cm ko
The Mangkuks Hayun: apahal plak flirting? adakah kerana aku hensem?
mell _1_2: amik cos lain tp keje cos lain
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko dah kawin ke?
mell _1_2: tu aa pasal
mell _1_2: nk mengadmin kehenseman ko tu jd administrator tu
mell _1_2: haha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la....
The Mangkuks Hayun: susah gak kalo hensem sangat ni
The Mangkuks Hayun: muahahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: keji nya aku
mell _1_2: lom lg aa
mell _1_2: xknla aku kawen snyap2
mell _1_2: aku kawen aku war2 aa
The Mangkuks Hayun: owh ok la tu
mell _1_2: keji lg mengejikan
The Mangkuks Hayun: bila nak kawin. ko tu bukan muda lagi
mell _1_2: aku tau
mell _1_2: nnt aku kawen la taun ni
mell _1_2: dh smue org suruh
The Mangkuks Hayun: bagus la
mell _1_2: ko x g farid kawen ke
mell _1_2: kate budak uia kmciang
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku balik kg la. moyang aku mninggal
The Mangkuks Hayun: kalo tak
The Mangkuks Hayun: dapat tengok pengantin chubby
mell _1_2: aku tgk gmba pon dh nmpk
mell _1_2: hahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tembam giler
mell _1_2: aku igt nk g
mell _1_2: lipis ny ko x g
mell _1_2: chubby boi
The Mangkuks Hayun: bila?
mell _1_2: ko x g lipisny
The Mangkuks Hayun: dah lepas ke?
mell _1_2: lom lg
mell _1_2: 4 ogos la
The Mangkuks Hayun: owh
The Mangkuks Hayun: tgk la dulu
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko pi tak?
mell _1_2: aku g kot
mell _1_2: xelok lak x g
mell _1_2: kad dh bg
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku x dpt kad pon
The Mangkuks Hayun: onam celaka
The Mangkuks Hayun: huahahahah
mell _1_2: nnt org xdtg lak kawen aku
mell _1_2: apsl ko xdpt
mell _1_2: haha
mell _1_2: die xde no ko ke
mell _1_2: ini dh kes dilupekan ni
mell _1_2: haha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la... aku jrg gile jmpa budak2 ni
mell _1_2: bukan diorang smue berpeleseran di gombak je
mell _1_2: ke
mell _1_2: bz sgt ke ko jd admin
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la. mingguni je straight balik 12am ke atas
The Mangkuks Hayun: bz kalah pm
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko keje kat syarikat ape?
mell _1_2: aku consultant
mell _1_2: gile worka horlick
mell _1_2: blk kul 12
mell _1_2: ko main intenet kot
mell _1_2: hahahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tight dateline
The Mangkuks Hayun: internet tu internet gak la...
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu lain citer
mell _1_2: menyelam la jugak kan smbil2 tu
mell _1_2: cm aku
mell _1_2: aku time xbz ni leh la lepak2
mell _1_2: time bz mmg ganaz
The Mangkuks Hayun: ya betul
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko duduk kat mana?
mell _1_2: eh no fon ko ape
mell _1_2: kang aku nk menjemput kang senang
mell _1_2: aku duk pucong
The Mangkuks Hayun: 0162008491
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko
mell _1_2: 0123581225
The Mangkuks Hayun: ok
mell _1_2: budak2 uia sume dh keje ke
The Mangkuks Hayun: keja shift malam ke?
mell _1_2: aku xde shift
mell _1_2: kilang je ade shift
mell _1_2: aku just lepak2 je
mell _1_2: tunang aku blk lmbt la mlm ni
The Mangkuks Hayun: keja tempat sama ke?
mell _1_2: x
mell _1_2: aku bukan cm farid
mell _1_2: hahahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tunang budak shah gak ke?
mell _1_2: klo budak shah mstla ko tau kan
mell _1_2: xdela budak bukan shah
The Mangkuks Hayun: ooo
mell _1_2: tgk frenster aku pon tau ma
The Mangkuks Hayun: puchong duduk rumah sendiri ke duduk rumah bujang
mell _1_2: bujangla
mell _1_2: kawen sok br cr rmah lain
The Mangkuks Hayun: mana tau dah nak kawin beli rumah sendiri
mell _1_2: xde duit aa
mell _1_2: ko duk dlm uia eh
mell _1_2: sure dpt duk dlm ni
mell _1_2: free aa
The Mangkuks Hayun: tau takpe
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku pun baru gak keja sini
The Mangkuks Hayun: dalam 7 bulan
mell _1_2: ok aa tu
mell _1_2: xyah susah cr rumah cm aku
mell _1_2: jem ari2
mell _1_2: kene baya tol
mell _1_2: adui
The Mangkuks Hayun: baru la rasa duduk kl jalan jem
mell _1_2: biasa aa tu
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko ade jmpa budak2 ni tak?
mell _1_2: lama gk xjumpe
mell _1_2: dulu ade la gak
mell _1_2: komeng ng coi sok aritu
mell _1_2: ha ng najeb yacob
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la aku pun jumpa eddy jer. eddy pun dah chubby
mell _1_2: adela die dtg tmpy aku
mell _1_2: eddy buat ape eh
The Mangkuks Hayun: ntah la. keje politik2 gak
The Mangkuks Hayun: mcm payet
The Mangkuks Hayun: eddy=khairy jamaluddin
The Mangkuks Hayun: onam=mahadir
mell _1_2: farid plg kurg adegak keje tetap
mell _1_2: oo tu psl die buh gmba tu dlm frenster
mell _1_2: assist fared ke
The Mangkuks Hayun: ape plak. KJ = pak lah. pak lah vs dr.m
mell _1_2: ooo
mell _1_2: silap
The Mangkuks Hayun: ntah la. aku tak minat sgt politik ni
mell _1_2: lain parti ke
mell _1_2: gaduh aa
mell _1_2: hahahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: dunia yg dipenuhi oleh orang tua yang gemuk dan hodoh
The Mangkuks Hayun: apakelas
mell _1_2: aku pong
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku golongan cocok langit
mell _1_2: ko cocok langit kt mane
The Mangkuks Hayun: kat kl la. bb ke, bangsar ke
The Mangkuks Hayun: kalo ada kaki la
mell _1_2: rajin eh ko g
mell _1_2: aku tgk live band ok aa
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko? happening ke kat puchong tu?
mell _1_2: pucong mane ade la
mell _1_2: club cine joget ade la
mell _1_2: mabuk2
The Mangkuks Hayun: mana la tau
mell _1_2: kt kl la gak
mell _1_2: aku pon klo ade geng je g
mell _1_2: tp dh tunag ni susah sket
The Mangkuks Hayun: sama la
mell _1_2: hahahaha
mell _1_2: nnt aa aku ajak tunag aku g joget
mell _1_2: hahahrhah
The Mangkuks Hayun: lepas kawin malam dah ada aktiviti sendiri. tak bole kuar malam
mell _1_2: bole
mell _1_2: xknla tiap2 malam nk buat
mell _1_2: ahahah
The Mangkuks Hayun: mana la tau. baru kawin la katakan. jakun sket
mell _1_2: hahha
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko pi italy bila?
mell _1_2: mane ko tau aku g itali
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku tau la.
mell _1_2: ko tgk frenster ke
mell _1_2: hahaha
mell _1_2: kntoi
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la. mata aku dah naik juling masukkan data ni
The Mangkuks Hayun: lex jap
mell _1_2: aku g bulan lepas
The Mangkuks Hayun: apasal pi waktu series a dah abis. x dpt tgk bola la
mell _1_2: nkbuat cmne
mell _1_2: aku g time summer
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko pi pleasure ke business
mell _1_2: sume cuti ma
The Mangkuks Hayun: pi tinggal tunang?
mell _1_2: pleasure je
mell _1_2: ng family
mell _1_2: tpaksa la tggl
mell _1_2: dh kawen sok br aku angkut
mell _1_2: hahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: ni kira usha tempat honey moon la
The Mangkuks Hayun: fuckfest!
mell _1_2: hahaha
mell _1_2: xdela
mell _1_2: tu g ng famili leh la
mell _1_2: g solo gaji 2 bulan aku pon xlepas nk g sana
The Mangkuks Hayun: takkan tak sangkut awek itali kot
mell _1_2: xsgkut aa
mell _1_2: awek sana badan besar aa
mell _1_2: takut aku
The Mangkuks Hayun: KAHKAHKAH
The Mangkuks Hayun: ketet raseb alig aaa?
mell _1_2: yg cun tu msuk tv je
mell _1_2: tp ade gak la
The Mangkuks Hayun: owh
mell _1_2: aku g austria sblm g itali
mell _1_2: kt austria bnyk cun
mell _1_2: keje2 kt kedai pon cun
mell _1_2: tp susah la ckp xpaham
The Mangkuks Hayun: ye ke. tapi diorang jew la
The Mangkuks Hayun: haram
The Mangkuks Hayun: huhuhu
mell _1_2: xtau lak aku
mell _1_2: austria bnyk jew ke
mell _1_2: bukan german anti jew
mell _1_2: diorg bnyk kristian la
mell _1_2: sbb aku bnyk g tgk church
The Mangkuks Hayun: german anti jew, jew lari masuk austria
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku kan power sejarah
The Mangkuks Hayun: huhu
mell _1_2: yeke
mell _1_2: ha ade gak la
mell _1_2: aku br teringat
mell _1_2: aku ade nmpk diorg naik van
mell _1_2: rabbi
mell _1_2: tp tu je la
The Mangkuks Hayun: kalo cun jews are fuckable too
The Mangkuks Hayun: whatever
The Mangkuks Hayun: huhu
The Mangkuks Hayun: ko tunang bila?
mell _1_2: mmgla asal ade tmpt nk msuk
mell _1_2: semua fuckable
mell _1_2: aku tunag thn lepas
mell _1_2: ckp setaun aku kawen la
The Mangkuks Hayun: lelaki ada lubang gak aper
The Mangkuks Hayun: bulan baper?
mell _1_2: jgn blkg la
mell _1_2: hahaha
mell _1_2: bulan 12
The Mangkuks Hayun: ok la tu.
The Mangkuks Hayun: kawin setahun terus dapat anak
The Mangkuks Hayun: mcm taib
The Mangkuks Hayun: tak sempat2
mell _1_2: bukan taib je smua budak cm tu
mell _1_2: tgk la puom
mell _1_2: sawi
mell _1_2: acong
mell _1_2: smua hanyut
mell _1_2: hahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la....
The Mangkuks Hayun: diorg tak blaja family planning ke?
The Mangkuks Hayun: huhu
mell _1_2: diorng ni nk buat petandingan sape anak bnyk ke ape
mell _1_2: tu la
mell _1_2: excited sgt latu
mell _1_2: dh anak satu br nk pk la tu
The Mangkuks Hayun: hish, rimas aku budak2 banyak ni
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku dah la tak suka budak2
mell _1_2: ye ke?
mell _1_2: cm ne ko nk kawen
mell _1_2: hehehe
The Mangkuks Hayun: saper kata aku nak kawen
The Mangkuks Hayun: muahahahaha
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku amik anak angkat ajer
The Mangkuks Hayun: mcm brad pitt
The Mangkuks Hayun: baru fashionable
mell _1_2: ces
mell _1_2: cm jolie aa
mell _1_2: ko kene sngkut ng model dulu aa
mell _1_2: br stailo bebe
The Mangkuks Hayun: tu la.
mell _1_2: pstu alasan xnk beranak
mell _1_2: sbb mmngtingkan kareer dul
mell _1_2: x gitu?
The Mangkuks Hayun: org muda mmg la camtu
The Mangkuks Hayun: baro sopiskated
mell _1_2: ye btul
The Mangkuks Hayun: bnyk anak nnti cepat tua
The Mangkuks Hayun: old sucks
mell _1_2: hhahah
The Mangkuks Hayun: huhu
mell _1_2: oi ok
mell _1_2: aa
The Mangkuks Hayun: nak blah ke?
mell _1_2: aku nk cau dulu aa
mell _1_2: haah la
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku pun dah lapaq ni. nak pi mkn dulu
mell _1_2: ko msuk keje blk ke kang?
The Mangkuks Hayun: pape hal ring aku, kapish?
The Mangkuks Hayun: aku tgh keje la ni
mell _1_2: woke bradr
The Mangkuks Hayun: salam
mell _1_2: nnt ape2 hal aku sound
mell _1_2: salam

around this time last year, I started writing shiz in this blog. So happy birthday to the blog!

something random...


How Stereotypical You Are...

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: No
Do you party a lot? How often?: Not really
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: I'm not Jamal Abdillah
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: 1
Do you skip classes? How often?: yes. many
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: yes and yes
Do you steal?: yes
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: yes
Do you drool over celebrities?: yes
Do you watch a lot of TV?: yes
Do you ever watch the News?: no
Do you even care about world issues?: fuck the world
Do you read books often?: im no geek
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: duh
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yup
Do you smoke cigarettes?: yes and proud of it
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: a lot
Do you cuss a lot?: fuckin' everytime
Are you desperate to fit in?: not really
Are you intelligent?: im really stupid
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: men dont wear lipstick
Black eyeliner?: im not a tabligh
Black eyeshadow?: sorry, not a drag queen
Black trenchcoat?: its malaysia! its as hot as hell
Black boots?: im no pussycat
Black fishnets?: fishnets are for whores
Black nail polish?: love to try
Cigarettes?: totally
Heavy metal music?: is stupid
Marilyn Manson?: cool
Kittie?: wtf is that?
Cradle of Filth?: sometimes. a bit cheesy tho
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: angry is cool
Do you like to be seen as: backstabber
Are you an intellectual?: duh
An atheist?: atheist is so 70's
Horrible home life?: no.
Hopelessly depressed?: yup
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: sometimes
Self-mutilation?: self-mastrubation mostly
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: looks stupid
Big black boots?: not a fan
Mohawk?: for gays
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: sorry, not a cow
Loud, confident and opinionated?: the exact opposite
Wild hair colors?: black is wild
NOFX?: again, wtf is that?
Rancid?: never a fan
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: no
A: B
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: like 10
Do you watch a lot of sports?: hell yeah
Play a lot of sports?: yup
Talk a lot about sports?: yes. mostly about Man Utd
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: im not that stupid
Are you arrogant?: yeah think so
Are you a male or female whore?: male
Are you homophobic?: homophilic. haha
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: yeah. every living second
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: how d'you know?
Boobs = yes?: yes yes yes
Parties = yes?: cool
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: yes
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: all this beauty doesn't come like *snap* that
Have you ever been on a diet?: no
How much did you lose?: i said no!
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: i dont tell
Make yourself throw up?: to ugly people
Make-up?: for sissies
Low-cut tops?: if i have boobs
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: C cup. haha
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no
Giggle a lot?: gigling is stupid
What's the deal with boys?: we are cool
Thongs?: butt floss
Pretty bras?: victoria secret
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: stupid mags
Who's the weaker sex?: girls are stupid like a cow
Are you a feminist?: feminists are lesbians are hot (the pretty one)
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: yes
How often do you shave your legs?: never
How about your armpits?: when it gets itchy
Are you emotional?: dunno
Especially when on your period?: yeah right
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: acceptance
Independence or Companionship?: independence
Stability or Freedom?: stability
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: wtf
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity
Unique or Loved?: loved
Understood or Individual?: understood
You or Them?: me

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Tekanan bekerja semakin terasa. Semalam jer 2 org budak palestine aku maki. Dan hari ni pulak 2 djibouti kena maki dengan aku. Memang susah gak nak memaki orang dalam english ni, sebab aku tak boleh berfikir bila aku marah.

I am the nicest person. Korang boleh tanya la kat saper2 yang kenal aku (kecuali Za-you know I'm a notty notty boy), yang aku ni memang baik. Tak banyak cakap dan follow je cakap orang. Aku lebih kepada pengikut yang baik daripada pemimpin yang baik. Aku psycoanalysis diri aku sendiri, dan aku rasa aku tau apasal aku jadi camni. Sebab aku malas nak bercakap. Bila kita argue, cakap orang kita terpaksa counter argue dia dengan percakapan. So, daripada aku membazir air liur, baik aku folo jer. Kalau aku tak suka task yang diberikan kat aku, aku cakap aku akan buat tapi aku tak buat pape. Biar benda tu tak jalan, dengan ini dendam akan terbalas dengan lebih efektif dan menyucuk lebih mendalam. Tapi kadang-kadang kalo aku taktahan, aku sebur la balik. U dont want me to get mad. Seriously...

Aku selalu dengar orang cakap orang Malaysia (khususnya orang melayu) ni tak guna, lembab dan sebagainya. Orang yang cakap macam tu tak pernah dealing dengan orang asing. Tak pernah rasa culture bangsa lain. Sini aku nak citer sikit la pasal foreigner ni sebab aku hari-hari dealing dengan diorang ni. Foreigner ni, khususnya yang duduk kat Malaysia ni selalu fikir yang diorang ni bagus sangat. The choosen one. Diorang ni degil nak mampus. Tak nak dengar cakap orang. Bodoh sombong dan bodoh yang teramat sangat sangat. Tak sedar negara sendiri kucar kacir, lepas tu menumpang kat negara orang, buat macam negara sendiri. Patut la diorang ni tak maju. Yang hitam perasan macam nigger hip hop, dan orang arab/european-muslim pulak perasan white. Mungkin yang baca rapuan aku ni cakap aku racist, tapi korang duduk la dulu dengan diorang, than korang bole judge sendiri. Nasib baik negara diorang berperang, bunuh sesama sendiri. Memang bilangan diorang patut dikurangkan. God works in mysterious ways.

Anyway, today aku dapat rubber stamp yang ada nama aku. First time aku dapat. Rasa cambest la pulak.

Dan sekarang aku tengah berehat dari membuat kerja yang banyak macam haram ni dan rasanya aku nak kena sambung balik.